In this weeks edition of wookery we have a hot take out of Florida. The land where ridiculous police reports are an hourly occurrence. We learned about this story from the St. Lucie County Sheriffs Office who posted pictures and a story of a young wook who seemed to have lost his way on his
Okeechobee has informed it’s public that it will be doing something that has a lot of bassheads incredibly upset. They will use security and festival personnel to clear the rail in between every set. This will be done to stop Bassnectar fans from camping in the front row throughout the entire day until he plays
In lieu of Hasbro’s new “Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition” board game hitting shelves yesterday, one crafty wook took his talents to Etsy to release a spin-off version of the classic game of capitalism. Only this version, titled “Wookery,” uses heady trades for capital instead of fake paper money.
The game works similar to the rules of Monopoly, only instead of “Community Chest” and “Chance” cards, players pull from “Heady” cards and “Wonky” cards. Heady cards contain random funny things, like “went to Colorado to grow weed but ended up working at taco bell instead, move back 5 spaces,” while the goal is to pass start and collect Wonky cards, which are tongue twisters you have to say correctly, or else “slap the bag.”
Of course, it wouldn’t be a game of Wookery if wooks everywhere didn’t spend their entire allowances — or at least part of their trust funds — on the home made board game. Currently, everyone’s favorite game of Wookery is sold out online but you might check back periodically to see if the game is back in stock. Or you might consider saving yourself the $35 + shipping/handling by making one of your own.
I have had a complex relationships with wooks. I wan entirely heading down the path to full scale, Colorado living, dreadlocking growing wookery a few years ago. Now I commonly receive misguided death threats from wooks whenever I write an article like the one you are currently reading. I mean nothing but love with my
Rising from humble parodic beginnings, the Facebook page now possesses somewhat of a viral quality that has only amplified given CBGTWH’s release of “Bag & Tag” stickers designed to numerically label wooks for observation. The humorous sticker has exploded in popularity amongst CBGTWH’s dance cultured following, creating a sort of sport in which sticker holders attempt to stealthily tag wooks with the stickers.
The stickers sell for $4 each and can be purchased from CBGTWH’s official website here.
I have been known to wook out from time to time. Sometimes when you cover music festivals as often as I do it just happens. The shoes come off, you turn off reality and before you know it – you are 2 sets deep in Biscuits up to your eyeballs in Ketamine. It happens to