9 New Year’s Resolutions You Say You’re Going to Make But We All Know You Won’t

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You’ll make it a day then you’ll be back on your BS

How to Explain EDM to your Clueless Family at Holiday Gatherings

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EDM.com has your survival guide for the holidays!

You Might Want to Swipe LEFT on These Dance Music Genres Tinder Bios

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Maybe this is why you never got a call back…

Porter Robinson Announces ‘Worlds 2’ Coming Out In 3044

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In a rare move, Porter Robinson is teaming up with iTunes for the future release of ‘Worlds 2′ in 3044. Be sure to put it in your will to have it played at your gravestone because we know it is going to be a classic for sure… Jokes aside, Porter issued this tweet after some backlash

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Josh Pan Writes Another Fan Fiction Centered Around The Deadmau5 // Carnage Beef

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Josh Pan has a legitimate gift. The man first rose to popularity in the dance music world when he started a Twitter thread involving a ridiculous erotic fan fiction between Jai Wolf and Ghastly. He was inspired to do so after a borderline stupid Twiiter feud that saw everyone from Moe Shalizi to the Diplo

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EDM.com’s Totally Real and Not Sarcastic Guide on Looking #IndustryAF

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Just made a track on GarageBand and want to flex on your hometown friends? Check this out!

The Real Top 100 Results 2017 Edition by EDM Sauce

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It is a tradition for us each year to follow up the Top DJs annual poll with our own, more accurate list of the Top 100 pieces of the electronic dance music industry… in the most satirical form possible. We have compiled a bunch of noteworthy people, events and happenings to let you, the public,

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The Four Stages of Procrastination You Go Through Before Every Music Festival

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Don’t let this be your life!

These Songs are the Pumpkin Spice Lattes of Dance Music

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It’s basic season!

Don’t Be That Person ? 9 Awful People You Meet At Every Show

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We’re all that one guy.