Important service announcement for anybody intending to travel on today’s M-Train

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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL PASSENGERS

We regret to inform our customers that today’s M-Train service has been cancelled due to a problem in carriage No Excuses.

Following complaints, from some commuters, regarding an unpleasant smell, the issue has been identified by the driver as a severe and potentially hazardous toilet blockage.

Early investigations suggest that a large amount of excrement may have been deposited at around 1pm today. Up the walls, in the sink. The whole lot.

We are working hard on the problem but there is a chance the M-Train will not be fit for public use until at least 2019.

Customers are advised to seek alternative routes.

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